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(I thought I could leave it alone but weeks of repeatedly seeing these images would not allow me) True to the statement 'No ideas original' or indeed safe from carbon photocopying, Amber does Grace (the grace greatly lacking). Or should I admit that Amber Rose attempted to do Grace Jones without the epitome of dark eloquence and regal artistry that bold Grace Jones has. Keep this a secret until I post the pictures, but I've shaved my hair(!) and it seems it is an ode to Grace Jones. Not to worry, i'm not fussed with what the resemblance means (violent hardness, complex femininity and being called Grace wherever I hop, skip and jump to) because had I the desire to idiolise: Grace Jones would be my pick - J'adore Grace Jones.
This in mind, you can imagine why I laughed when I saw Ambers GJ inspired shoot for complex.com. I've spotted a bevy of differences, it's all wrong but the one disparity that stood most bold and firm for me is that dirty word 'sex': with Grace Jones it's an implication of art, with Amber Rose it seems the objective. I'm confused by my intense want to protect the image and style of GJ (born from love I suspect) but Amber, oui you are beautiful and have a FANTASTICALLY super salacious body, but try hard to not eff with Grace Jones again....'pretty please'. Besides you own the gold dome look.
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...Me Me. This Saturday (27th) 11am on www.bangradio.fm ...I was also on last week, the withdrawal was so bad the moment the on air sign lit up I finally stopped itching! So, this week I thought I would ask whether your wardrobe really reflects you! What do you think your clothes would say and how do you get it to say what you want. I'll throw in some irresistable items for good measure and the banter will do the rest. Now is the part were I tell you 'Listen'. Me
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I have great news...a revised date for the Merci Me Private Sale is to be announced shortly! But things have changed, and it has to do with that word 'membership'. It means that attendance will be by special invitation only. Special means member. Oui, c'est une Merci Me members only sale, with a member's only blog (meand.mercime.co.uk) where there will be member's only collection previews, member's only competitions for free member's only clothes...and a myriad of member's only perks. Membership is free! All you need to do is send over your email to teresa@mercime.co.uk and we do the rest of the work. Because member's are so special to us we don't spam them with unnecessary information or disclose their deets to someone selling sex drugs and penis pumps, crumbs no all they get are perky perks for nothing more than sending their email address. Lucky Members! Become one!
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My last tweet reads: 'If ever a time rushed spontaneity made reverie it was tonight. Merci beau @ibigunstoppable @Tahirah @Driis and even Ozwald B!'

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Here's an update: It's Wednesday 3rd Feb, I am currently reading 'The End of Mr Y'. A book that took a hold of me with it's first words and plans to not let go until page 449 (I'm only on page 249). On my right hand too close to my wristbone is a burn mark telling of how much pressing I've been up to in the last few weeks...and cutting, sewing et al. Today I've worn the cardigan a certain gentleman surprisingly gave me - the power of thought and suggestion! I nearly released fluid when he said 'here have it'. Monsieur tighteth with my picking of his clotheth.
Talking of which I spent at least five minutes picking away the scatter of threads that dressmaking has sprinkled on me, otherwise my prize cardy would look no more a junkies throw. Clouds spelt rain today and I suppose the weather determined that I'll be wearing my PVC riding boots - YET AGAIN. I throw on my vest (because the fortune of a car means I don't have to dress for the weather) and my high waist vintage CK jeans. Not forgetting that huge ring I recently made! Bit of pink on the lips for fun and out the door. Running late for work again and I wonder why every Wednesday I am always late? Besides that though I've seen my last post about the Merci Me sale...Good gracious I forgot to post something about it! Here is what I should have posted: Bonjour Due to unforseen circumstances the sale has been postponed. Je suis desole for the inconvenience and any disappointment caused, but the sale does plan to happen soon, with everything as planned before and much more. So look out for a new date and stay tuned for even more pictures and updates of new pieces. Amore ToujoursI suppose late is better than never! And here concludes a fill of the blank. Until next time.MeComments [2]

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Since December 28th all that my days were filled with were home. I cocooned myself in my wombish warm home ...well until my siblings emotionally cornered me out. It was the 9th of January, out of the warmth and into the icy road (snow that looked as if someone had deliberately patted down and smoothed for extra slip factor)...oui, this is when I took possibly the second worst fall I have taken in my adult life, right there in the middle of the road where a car would have nicely ended my life. I'm allowed to be melodramatic (even though it was more a close than a road) my right arm, right leg and right back are still moaning with pain.
I can remember the little dance I did with the ice before my downward motion. A little slip at first 'oooo', then some fancy footwork 'aaaaaaa', then the hands were out for some kind of aero dynamic support, the little squeal came, then forward...oops too forward, then back...arms flapping wildly like an enraged swan. Then ultimately CRASH BANG WALLOP que scream. I was wearing my pvc riding boots, because wellingtons are not sexy enough. It has bright pink insulating lining so they are definitely warmer than wellies but I discovered that day they have no real practicality in walking on icy surfaces - except, however, to make the fall more handsome. This is when you physically pay for aesthetic. Even my poor rabbit jacket received a hole in the back...truly indicative of how tragically funny my fall was, only I wasn't laughing but you may have. If only I was wearing padded panties! MeComments [3]
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