Escapades in a Jam Jar

How happy am I? Tres. Last night at Cherry Jam I scored a straw trilby. Merci beaucoup Agim - the friendliest bar man in nightlife London. I was keeping with the red riding theme and wore my red top and my pin striped pencil skirt. Oui I made it all but the shoes, the hat and the jumper. O the jumper, the love of my wardrobe life. It drew people to me like rivers to the sea. Even managed to get papped...je suis desole, I mean fashionistas and fashion writers taking pictures of my outfit. How happy am I? Tres tres. I believe the term I'm looking for is happy as a desperate housewife on alcohol and Prozac while having an affair with the milk man.
 
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