Oui oui oui Me Me got new boots and has worn them three days in a row. So what? I'm the new Pocahontas only I'm African with shorter hair, darker skin and an English tongue. Oui, I do have a cow skin pouch that she would have probably made from a live cow (I got mine in Thailand), sure, but I have a red scooter that matches my red dress and I've moved up the Disney scale to a contemporary little red riding hood (I mean dress). How superficial do I sound? Guy in the back says 'extremely'. I stick out my tongue to him. BUT, I must confess I don't and never have owned a scooter, let alone this one. Just the red dress...You see, I'm simply guilty of seeing a red scooter and jumping on it to take pictures! I'm amused to think what the owner would do knowing I was all on his or her beauty of a scooty, spreading myself like Pocahontas (with a twist) jam to take pictures and making my boss the photographer. In fact, I'm more than amused, I deserve an ASBO!

 

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