CRASH, BANG, WOLLOP

Scream

I was rudely awakened by a blow to the head, temporary paralysis then paralytic pain. Shocked to even write it, I was that girl in the neck brace and oversized sponge ear guards strapped to a stretcher, being served to an ambulance on a very sunny saturday. Might I add how beautiful the sky was that day even amoung the chaos. Yes, I was her, you know, the girl you'd start creeping by to look more closely at. Because that curious monkey inside you caught sight of an accident and he just would not keep still unless you drove by at 5mph or walked with your head fixed in my direction to take in as much information. Hand goes up when the question 'ever been the roadside attraction?' is asked. Then at the hospital the sweet nurse herself was apologetic about what she had to do.  Yes, at the time when I thought something was broken I welcomed the nurses scissors to cut apart my most fav Merci Me jacket. Now, weeks past I'm left with this...
Mashup_mercime
 

KMT. Yes, I know, I know, it really was life or death blah blah blah. But really? Old clothes and disposable slippers to go home in? So I thought hmm from the rubble why not make a house? Stitch here, attach some new design feature there, add a little here. Think technical ergonomic presentation. Then I just thought (between nearly being broken in half and admitting I could have been broken in half) how such a near miss was Gods way of sending a message I was clearly deaf, blind and utterly stupid to..."I'll take it away if your not using it properly dear, just thought I'd remind you my love" thats what i'd imagine he would say. So I've decided to keep my cut up jacket the way it is for reminders sake. Plenty more where it came from anyway. 

Amores toujours
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Tumbleweed

That's it! That's all that has been going on. That and obsessing and having compulsions for creating fashion art (by default of course) plus the pompadour, which has taken over me like a bad rash I can't help but scratch. I've finished 'The End of Mr Y', which with a flagging ending compensated my anti climax with a truly tremendous beginning and middle. At some point before I die when I'm consumed with 'there's got to be more to life than this' thoughts, I may make the concoction for telepathy that features in this book. Until such time, right here right now I've moved onto 'The Gargoyle'. I'm even wondering whether my life would make for an interesting read......hmm tumbleweed and stitches.

Ok onwards Jeeves...so, the burn on my right hand wrist has dissolved into my arm and right now I have a dull aching toothache from eating sweet but sharp popcorn this afternoon while watching predictable 'Wolfman'. Though I'm supposed to be working I'm steadily not! ha. I even ponder going into tremendous detail about today's fill since tumbleweed is to dry for entertainment but I refuse to subject you to flaky reports from a life of stitches. I don't even have images (tut) despite being surrounded by beautiful things but I blame my constant thoughts of designing for distracting me. Though, if only you were eyes above my shoulders you would be excited about my makings (dresses and things). Oh my, one thing I should not neglect to tell you starts with the word MEMBER or rather MEMBERSHIP.

I have great news...a revised date for the Merci Me Private Sale is to be announced shortly! But things have changed, and it has to do with that word 'membership'. It means that attendance will be by special invitation only. Special means member. Oui, c'est une Merci Me members only sale, with a member's only blog (meand.mercime.co.uk) where there will be member's only collection previews, member's only competitions for free member's only clothes...and a myriad of member's only perks. Membership is free! All you need to do is send over your email to teresa@mercime.co.uk and we do the rest of the work. Because member's are so special to us we don't spam them with unnecessary information or disclose their deets to someone selling sex drugs and penis pumps, crumbs no all they get are perky perks for nothing more than sending their email address. Lucky Members! Become one!

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