I've Killed

Paul

I killed a pigeon today. Hit him at 30mph. I named him Paul. I never knew Paul but then I never knew I could feel pain for a pigeon. Crash Bang Wollop I suppose. Seems this is the theme. Oh how the feathers went flying. And he could not turn his head, because pigeons cannot turn their heads. But if he could he may have thought 'Oh, let me fly away and maybe come back later?', then made that pigeon noise as he flew from his demise. Life. You'll never know what hits you, but Paul did...Paul this post is for you! And when I sing that nursery rhyme "Fly away Peter, Fly away Paul' I'll think of you. And because Peter can come back and you can't..I'll feel great sorrow.

Paul, a mindless dirty looking bird. RIP.

In other news, i'm working very hard on the collection. Balances it out maybe?

Amore toujours
Me Me
           
Paulthepigeon

This Doesn't Hurt At All

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'The Hurts - Wonderful Life'

It's videos like this that make me wish I was everything from the creative director, the musicians, the dancers, the stylist, everything. It must stem from my creative instinct to be in the middle of beautiful things, even though I'm usually NOT in the middle of beautiful things...not lately, it's all so boring, grey and lifeless. There goes my typical London winge. It's really not that bad...I must say though there's nothing hurtful about the HURTS (but they do look a little like Bros.)

Amores Toujours
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Hurts

On London Roads

 
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It has totally nothing to do with fashion BUT when I'm in traffic....I can't stand people who stare and stare at you and keep staring until you turn canine on them and show teeth, sometimes you have to make that face until their eyes whimper in another direction. Or how about the pedestrians walking in the middle of the road at a leisurely pace, like a stray dog, while you're steadily approaching at 30mph...have you not seen the advert with the broken girl at the foot of the tree? Cyclist too, who ride in the middle of the road like they have an engine and are protected by steel, nope let's see you reach a speed of 30mph from 0 to 10 secs especially when a car is ready to break your skeletal and bicycle frame. I didn't think so! Worst of all I can't stand incompetent drivers who appear to have been taught in a country with no roads, traffic lights or traffic signals. What a blatant lack of care for your passengers, some of which are innocent infants.
 
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For shame! I try to be a Godly creature not touched by road rage but calm sometimes escapes me, thank goodness for my stereo. In my small and comfortable car this song has been the little pill I take to settle me. A friend always says to me 'when you hear drums you can't resist to dance'...I suspect it's some sort of African taunt but if I were honest, I am African and yes when I hear this song I feel like ripping off my clothes and wearing very little clothing, less than a foot of fabric.... something like the girls in Kanye West's Love Lockdown video (by the by some of which are painted black - like real black girls don't exist (appalling).

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'Ripping my clothes off?' you ask...Oui, that way I can fully and freely dance on the rhythm...especially the drums. It's the drop that does it for me, at 1min 38 secs in, this is where my heart is beating hard with excitement (que CSI imagery)...it's where I forget about the treachery of London traffic - that jay walking thirty something man I nearly ran over. And then at  1min 53 secs in i'm gone into another world with only music and me. Au reviour...and what's left is a Me Me smiling and waving to traffic challeneged individuals and appropriately singing 'it's all about me'.
 
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