Show Post: Crimbo, Curbing and Artificial Assets
Tis The Season...
...to buy everyone you know a pressie. Well, the most important people...and secret santa at work but if picking gifts is not part of your repertoire then the web is your trusty friend since he's the key to the world of gift aides. The best I've seen so far is Not On The Highstreet - it provides unique, personalised and run of the mill gifts for him, her, young and old. C'est magnifique
On the other hand, if you're thinking like me...Tis the season when flagging profits are remedied by crimbo megalomania. TV says 'shop', man on radio says 'shop', papers and mags says 'shop', shops say 'shop'. Ahhh forget about that guy, Jesus, being born. Let's just buy tons of sh*t for each other (we don't really need) so we can all feel loved and happy for the time is takes to rattle, open and shelve the thing. My alternative to a superficial Christmas is to maybe make the presents or use a talent or skill so it holds some sentimental value, that way it has a meaning. If not Christ, then the time you spend doing something for others.
Curbing (Your Spending)
I figure after all that nonsensical spending and your logic slowly returns to your shopping habits, your pockets will be somewhat all bone barely able to move to make any more payments and will probably go into cardiac arrest at the thought of having to pay full price for anything. So you will be curbing your spending and more diligent with financial activities than any other time of the year (I'm sure this is a fact). I also figure that you will appreciate a bit of that 'outlet' shopping. Yes I know there will be sales but more on that closer the time. It is good to take note of these outlets just in case you get side kicked, pushed and trampled or left empty handed and injured in the Boxing day and January sales.
In London:
Thomas Burberry
29-53 Chatham Place
Hackney
London E9 6LP
The Factory Outlet
805 High Rd
North Finchley
London N12 8JT
Tokio
26 Topsfield Parade
Tottenham
London N8 8PT
Outside London:
Ashford Designer Outlet in Kent
and the best one of all:
Bicester Village in Oxford
50 Pingle Drive
Bicester OX26 6WD
Artificial Assets
This has to be my favourite topic this week. Beyonce come out of the closet, you've been outted...butt pads? Really? I smile because I wondered how this girl could possibly have buttocks that could kill (in her videos) and then buns made from plain flour on any given ordinary day. How you say flat in French? It's the trickery on an international stage that makes me revel in this embarrassing truth. This extraordinary celebrity has nothing more than an ordinary derriere...now enamoured girls can stop praying for Beyonce's bum they can just buy it and at a very affordable price.
Let this revealing fact make men ease on bum bum expectations. Store bought buns of pads that look like perfectly rounded buns of steel, what other things could the superficial world be concocting now. They say (on The Tyra Banks show) the best ones are Esbelt Better Bum Padded Briefs on sale for only £24 at www.themagicknickershop.co.uk (and in the US www.lovemybubbles.com) - beats surgery and months of working out. The only thing that was left out of consideration (much like padded bras) is what do you do when you have to take them off....say for sex? And worse, imagine if the only reason you got to have sexual relations was for your artificial asset. Lol Instant pert batty with them, no batty without lol.
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